last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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