I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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