we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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