Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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