I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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