Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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