this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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