Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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