Dual....:-)
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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