Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is her dick bigger than yours?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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