omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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