did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it was like eating out sand paper
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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