what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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