I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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