I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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