I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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