When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize