The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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