Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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