Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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