that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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