How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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