i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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