She announced her abortion via fbk
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
so much tequila, so little girl.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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