these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
do herpes really smell.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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