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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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