I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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