A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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