Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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