I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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