rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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