kristin has been a bad kristin
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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