I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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