return my video game
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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