oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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