what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize