So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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