I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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