in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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