I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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