I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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