i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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