Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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