ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Vodka?
Forever.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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