I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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