"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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