So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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