How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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