Moan for me like Helen Keller
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My pussy is not your playground.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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