Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I've blown a few things in my day
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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