Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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