We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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