He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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